14 relatable photography humor quotes for wedding photographers

Your responsibilities as a wedding photography business owner can often be overwhelming. And although it is your passion, it can be mentally and physically demanding, which can affect your health. As a photography post production company, we connect with our community of professional wedding photographers and understand how important health is to maintain. We’ve got the perfect solution for that: photography humor!

“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.” Paul E. McGhee, Ph.d

Every photographer has stories and experiences that, when shared, can encourage others to laugh as they relate to the professional photography humor. In the past, we shared inspirational quotes to motivate you for your photography. To brighten up your day, and get you laughing, here are 14 funny photographer quotes. Take a look below to read the photography humor quotes we gathered.

Photography Humor

“A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said: ‘I love your pictures – they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.’”
Sam Haskins


“You might be a photographer if: Your eyesight from staring at the computer has gone from F11 to F1.8.”
Naman Pokarna’s Photography

“You know you’re a photographer when… your favorite room in the house is the one with the most light and the least furniture.”
Clickin Moms

“Today, I am going to shoot someone… and they will love me for it!”
– Unknown

“Phew! I have all the gear I will ever need… said no photographer ever.”
David C. Turnley

“How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, ‘I could have done that!’”
– Unknown

“I’m glad this business has no expenses & I get to pocket all this money… said no photographer ever.”
The Shoppe Design & Actions

“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you camera gear and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
– Unknown

“Sure, I would love to do it for free… but will ‘exposure’ pay my rent?”
The Shoppe Design & Actions

“October is to photographers what April is to accountants.”
Melissa and Beth, Kansas City Wedding Photographers

“I’d love to give you a tutorial on your new camera but I am trying to shoot this wedding right now.”
The Shoppe Design & Actions

“I have been known to flash people.”
– Unknown

“You might be a photographer if… you won’t even share a cell phone pic until you edit it.”
The Shoppe Design & Actions

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Sometimes it can be helpful to take a break and read through an article full of funny humor photography quotes. Now that you had a few laughs from several photography humor quotes, and relieved any stress you may feel, take some time to focus on what you need to do to grow your business and reach more clients. Not sure how to do that? Our Guide, How to Grow Your Wedding Photography Business has 50+ pages of actionable tips and tricks to help! Click the banner below to download it today.

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