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“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight,” said stand-up comedian and actor Phyllis Diller. And we agree! Your responsibilities as a wedding photography business owner could be a little overwhelming at times. Although it is your passion, your work can sometimes be mentally and physically demanding and even take a toll on your health. And we don’t want any of that. So to lighten up the mood and add some comic relief to your hectic routine, we’ve got the perfect stressbuster for you - photography humor! Thanks to your photography profession, many of you might have stories and experiences to share that can make people laugh out loud! So, here are 14 funny and relatable photography quotes to tickle your funny bones and brighten up your day. Check them out and enjoy a good laugh!


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  1. Gosh, my job is so easy! I just click a button all day… said no photographer ever!
    – Unknown
  2. “A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said: ‘I love your pictures - they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.’”
    – Sam Haskins
  3. “You might be a photographer if: Your eyesight from staring at the computer has gone from F11 to F1.8.”
    Naman Pokarna’s Photography
  4. “Today, I am going to shoot someone… and they will love me for it!”
    – Unknown
  5. “You know you’re a photographer when… your favorite room in the house is the one with the most light and the least furniture.”
    Clickin Moms
  6. “Phew! I have all the gear I will ever need… said no photographer ever.”
    – David C. Turnley
  7. “How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, ‘I could have done that!’”
    – Unknown
  8. “I’m glad this business has no expenses, and I get to pocket all this money… said no photographer ever.”
    The Shoppe Design & Actions
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  9. “Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you camera gear and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
    – Unknown
  10. “I’d love to give you a tutorial on your new camera, but I am trying to shoot this wedding right now.”
    – The Shoppe Design & Actions
  11. “October is to photographers what April is to accountants.”
    Melissa and Beth, Kansas City Wedding Photographers
  12. “Sure, I would love to do it for free… but will ‘exposure’ pay my rent?”
    – The Shoppe Design & Actions
  13. “I have been known to flash people.”
    – Unknown
  14. “You might be a photographer if… you won’t even share a cell phone pic until you edit it.” – The Shoppe Design & Actions

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Sometimes, it could be really refreshing to take a break and read through an article full of photography humor quotes - and reflect on all those funny situations. Because we genuinely believe that a dose of laughter a day keeps the blues away! Now that you have gone through all the funny photography quotes we hand-picked for you, we hope you had a few hearty laughs and feel a lot less stressed and focus your time on what you need to do to grow your business and reach more clients. Not sure how? Our blogs could guide you! And if you have your own LOL stories to share, we’re all ears. Add them in the comments section below!

Further Read: 165 Of The Best Photography Quotes From Top Photographers

At ShootDotEdit, we love to share tips, tricks, and ideas that could help wedding photographers like you grow as professionals and business owners. One of the other ways we extend support and aid your business growth is by providing professional photo editing services. This would help you free up your time - time that you can dedicate toward building your business. To learn how we can help you, take a look at our pricing plans.

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